Who is she?
Well--I thought I was over this, but come to find out...I can't get away from this. If you don't know; I am a single guy. And with being single, many responsibilities seem to lay on my shoulders that I refuse to address. Such as...everyone wants you figured out, wants to know about your love life, and wants to know "who is that girl with him?" Well, I am here to tell everyone that you will never figure me out because I am a complex guy. You also should know that I do not have a love life, in fact, I avoid any love relationship that may or may not be possible. Also that "girl" is only a friend, or co-worker, or acquaintance. You see, it is in fact possible for a man and a woman to just be friends, nothing more. Maybe it is a generation gap where this concept seems to be misunderstood, or just not accepted.
Looking back, I think my last "official" relationship was when I was 13. I tried to slip her the tongue near the lockers, and she broke up with me saying I was moving too fast! That was my last attempt in pursuing a relationship. It is funny, because I was seeing another girl from age 11 to 13 off and on for three years. We only would hold hands, peck now and then, and share our lunches together. But we were known as boyfriend and girlfriend. It was simple back then, I didn't have to answer anyone's questions about my relationships because, everyone knew I was together with this girl. When that finally broke off, I tried another relationship. You know how that ended, no tongue by the lockers!
After 13, I started to gain some intelligence about women. I came to the conclusion at a ripe age of 13 that women are crazy. They want the world, and when you give it to them, it is the wrong color or you took too long. Well, I will let some other bloke try and love a woman...I will stick to just having fun with a woman. You see, being friends with a woman allows me to tell her she is fat when she asks, and tell her she should cook when I am hungry. Most men can't say those things, unless they want to resort to the wack shack. Me, I have mastered the art of being single for 13 years now.
Oh well, that may disappoint some people. Maybe someday I will settle down with someone special. But it won't be anytime soon. Especially while I am in the military, moving every couple of years around the world. But until then...Woman--get back in the kitchen!
Looking back, I think my last "official" relationship was when I was 13. I tried to slip her the tongue near the lockers, and she broke up with me saying I was moving too fast! That was my last attempt in pursuing a relationship. It is funny, because I was seeing another girl from age 11 to 13 off and on for three years. We only would hold hands, peck now and then, and share our lunches together. But we were known as boyfriend and girlfriend. It was simple back then, I didn't have to answer anyone's questions about my relationships because, everyone knew I was together with this girl. When that finally broke off, I tried another relationship. You know how that ended, no tongue by the lockers!
After 13, I started to gain some intelligence about women. I came to the conclusion at a ripe age of 13 that women are crazy. They want the world, and when you give it to them, it is the wrong color or you took too long. Well, I will let some other bloke try and love a woman...I will stick to just having fun with a woman. You see, being friends with a woman allows me to tell her she is fat when she asks, and tell her she should cook when I am hungry. Most men can't say those things, unless they want to resort to the wack shack. Me, I have mastered the art of being single for 13 years now.
Oh well, that may disappoint some people. Maybe someday I will settle down with someone special. But it won't be anytime soon. Especially while I am in the military, moving every couple of years around the world. But until then...Woman--get back in the kitchen!
posted by Lover-D | 9:43 PM
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