Here's a quarter, call someone who cares!
So I am eating some ice cream and watching Comedy Central in bed. It is 9pm and the phone rings. It is some bloke calling to ask me if I could find it in my heart to donate money to the police force. I am thinking, "Your calling me at 9pm and asking for money, do you think I am actually going to say YES?" Does this dude know I have no money? Does this dude know I rent a 375 dollar studio out in the middle of no where? Does this dude know my neighbors speek no english? How the hell did I fall onto this guys' call list? What the hell gave this guy the impression I wanted to give him money at 9pm? Dude...piss off!

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